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Hometown: The Canadian PlainsFavorite Drink: Tequila Super Power: Invisibility by way of tequila or small cacti After a three-day Mezcal-fueled “trip” through the Las Vegas desert, Wile E. Peyote had a vision. She would travel to Seattle to join the The Sockit Wenches in their quest for Derby world dominance. On her way out of town, Wile E. made one last Amyl Nitrate run from Mexico to Vegas for her friend H.T. It was the last time she would see him alive. When she finally stopped to rest in El Torro, she heard that Dr. Gonzo had torched the hotel and the Pink Cadillac. Although mourning the loss of H.T., Wile E. knew she was in the clear now. The Cadillac had the amyl. It also had the gun Wile E. fired after the deal went bad. Wile E. walked away. But somehow the place they called “The Candy Shop” was still burning. And 8 men were missing. Wile E. thought of taking refuge with Dr. Gonzo but it turned out that the Dr. had a sweet spot for one of The Girls of Glitter Gulch, Lovely Lori. Wile E. knew it could have been her in the trunk of that Cadillac. Now nobody could tie her to Vegas. Ever. Well it's a year later and Wile E. made it to Seattle and is Sockit Wench Fresh Meat for the 2007 Derby Season. And look out cause Wile E. got wheels of vengeance strapped on her feet. She will roll right into your heart and promptly drop an anvil right on your head. Remember, bad things also come in small packages and Wile E. is a package full of nitro waiting to go BOOM just for you. And that ain't all folks. |
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