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A car hit Raven Mad’s mom when she was 7 months
pregnant. The shock induced labor, Raven popped out
and her mom gasped her last breath in the middle of
Route 66. Two ravens scooped the baby girl out of
oncoming traffic. A car’s antennae cut the umbilical
cord as it raced by. The Ravens taught her to become
her fear of speeding cars and massive collisions.
Raven Mad became a lunatic on 8-wheels, striking down
anything that crosses her path. Her battle cry is,
“GET OUT THE WAY!!”Scientific Classification of Raven Mad: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Fearlessata Class: 8-wheeled Demonese Order: Road Tyrannyum Family: Morbid Corvidae Genus: Yes. She is a genius. |
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