SOCKiT WENCHES - Pia Mess No. 24/7
Name: Pia Mess
Sign: Cramps
Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Dislikes: Foods touching
Claims to fame:
- League MVP - July 2005
- 1st place - Blocker race (Blacktop Brawl 2005)
- 1st place -truck n trailor race (BTB 2005) ...with Rebel Belle
- Best take out - Tucson tourney 2006
- 2006 team MVP
- 2006 most scoringest( is that a word?) jammer
- 2006 most versitale player
- Captain of the 2006 Champion Team
Biography:
Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, this little "Hawaiian Honey" spent the
early years pounding Poi on her father's Taro farm. But, as she grew
older, Pia craved bodily contact rather than destroying a root for
fun.
Spurred on by her mother, Ima Mess, she took up soccer so that she
could actually have contact with a human. But sadly, this did not
satisfy her urge to really take someone out seriously since she would
always get "Red Carded".
Her father, Ura Mess, suggested Rugby, but the guys were to afraid to
let her on the team.
Her brother, Whata Mess, had contacts in the NFL, but at this
writing,there are not to many women playing professional football.
The word got around town. Pia got a call from the Sockit Wenches of
the Rat City Rollergirls who were looking for a "Mighty Mite" that
could put the hurt on sombody and bounce an opponent off the wall like
she did with the ball while playing indoor soccer.
So, be warned, Pia Mess is tough and dangerous no matter what time of
month it is!!!
2007 Photo: Jules Doyle
2006 Photo: Rob Butler
2005 Photo: Lilly Warner
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