SOCKiT WENCHES - Miss Fortune No. 99 Miss Fortune, #99 Age: 28 Height: 5'7" Positions: Jammer, Blocker Home Town: Dead Bastard Peak, Wyoming Favorite Dessert: Death by Chocolate Favorite Drink: Kamikaze Favorite Party Game: Duck Duck Goose Favorite Holiday: Halloween Miss Fortune's life has been a series of bad breaks and misunderstandings. Unusual circumstances have clouded her life and played key roles in the early demise of many brave and innocent souls. Given the name Fortune by her Grandmother it remained her name until the age of 14 when it became apparent that adding Miss to her name was unavoidable. Miss Fortune has survived the sinking of a cruise ship, an avalanche, a shark attack, an earthquake (in which her hotel was destroyed), and accidentally being electrocuted. All seven of her spouses have perished in untimely and mysterious deaths. She is haunted and disturbed by the relentless visiting of her Mother, aka "The Hot Flash". Miss Fortune has found derby to be a lovely release. BACK